Clan ]CMy[ Youth Division Misc Ramblings



This page will feature miscellaneous ramblings from our members, if they have anything to say in the form of quote or whatever, it'll be posted here.



The Clan Anthem
Written by Reaper (from the adult division)
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Chaos and Mayhem we bring to you,
Gibbing and aerating are what we do,
A clan whose name you will know,
The foundations of this game we'll lay low,
The rules are broken,
Your flag is stolen,
Your brothers are dying,
Bodies broken and lying,
We will be victorious,
The last capture, glorious,
And Buzard stands at our head,
As Sgt. Slaughter piles more dead,
Wrapped in a shroud like the undertaker,
Wives hold onto your husbands, it's the Widowmaker,
As we march into battle and war,
We do it happily, for we love the gore,
Chaos and Mayhem, Death is our brother,
Chaos and Mayhem, Death is our lover,
The last thing you'll see as you lay dying,
Your eyes glaze over and our Flag is still flying,
Chaos and Mayhem, As one clan we'll stand,
Chaos and Mayhem, We'll fight to the end...



MadEyes' Lobes Go At It
Written by MadEyes (from the youth division)
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Hey, I haven't seen U round here B4.
How's it goin man?
Not bad, & U?
Ok, I had a killer party last night.
Really?
Yeah, it kicked arse.
I'm sure it did, who wuz there?
I'm not sure, but U seen that phine piece of neurons Beth?
Yeah, she's hot.
I'll say, man, I gotta go some interestin placz...
What? Dat's my Girl Friend man!
Oh, hm, damn. Oh well, I had fun NE way.
Ur goin down punk!
Eat Gray matter!
Die!!!
*RIP*
Hah!! U call that an electron? Mine's at least 2x that size!
U suk!!! Eat this!
Whoof.
*BANG!*
Wutz dat?
STEP ASIDE BOYZ, I'M HERE 2 LAY CLAIM.
Who da hell R U?
CALL ME QUAKE FAKTOR.
Wut? I'm thinkin Ur a little screwed in da head.
Yeah, U've got some gutz comin in here talkin that shit.
YEAH? WHAT'R U GONA DO ABOUT IT?
Die fukr.
Don't Choke!!!
HA!!! IS DAT DA BEST U KAN DO?
*KA-BLAM!*
Oh man, my head...
W...w...what wuz that?
HA HA, THAT'S WHUT I CALL MY BOOM STIX, GET USED 2 IT.
Ah, ah, ahhhhhh!!! Keep away!!!
Um, man, I'm not likin the looks of that ax he just got out...
No shit, U said i-*GLUK!*
Ah, U killed Lefty!!! U BASTARD!!!
MUAHAHAHA, UR NEXT!!!
*WHUNK!*
"...& thus MadEyes wuz born, when a friend introduced him to quake, a game that came in and layed waste to his 2 feudin lobes, takin all that creative power & mathmatical genius & honing them down in2 a precice killing macheine, & 1 hell of a Quaker."



Spork, in all his sickness, found this and insisted that I put it up......

Regards, UnCrFe

� 1998 UnCrFe